Top 10 Thursday: AMA Artist of the Year Nominees

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Photo Credit: vivoconcerti.tumblr.com

It’s been years since I’ve sat down and watched the American Music Awards. I just feel so out of it because well – I don’t drive so I have no clue what the “hits” are, so whenever these new names pop up, I’m like…Who? So this week the nominees for the 2015 affair were announced and I decided to rank them from worst to first. Let’s get to it!

10. Luke Bryan

luke bryan
He gyrates too aggressively – to the point where he looks like the guy in the club who’d take things too far.

9. Maroon 5

maroon 5
Once upon a time, yes. Today? No.

8. Ed Sheeran

ed sheeran
Ron Weasley who got stung by a bee. Has he had a hit since he’s come out? I have no idea…

7. Meghan Trainor

meghan trainor
Can artists of the year have only one hit to their name?

6. One Direction

one direction
So, this group is still trucking huh? Well, it’s not like they lost their Timberlake – just the JC.

5. Ariana Grande

ariana grande
Such a shame she can sing that amazing, but still performs like a cat caught in the rain.

4. Sam Smith

sam smith
Only because he made a song that Kelly Clarkson covered wonderfully.

3. Nicki Minaj

nicki minaj
Only because she’s not afraid to throw shade left and right.

2. The Weeknd

the weeknd
Love the voice, hate the hair. Seriously, you’re going to spread bed bugs in that thing up there.

1. Taylor Swift

taylor swift
It’s gotten to the point that she’s not going to go away, so we’ve all just succumbed to her powers.

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