Robert Mueller Can't Get It Up for Collusion on 'Saturday Night Live'

Kate McKinnon as special counsel Robert Mueller tells a voter he has a better case against President Trump for obstruction rather than collusion

The show took the most ridiculous parts of last week's finale of The Bachelor and spoofed it with a Trump/Robert Mueller overlay centered on the investigation into our President's ties to Russian Federation... and the result was HIGHlarious!

"The reality is that I don't think I can give you everything that you want right now", said SNL cast member Kate McKinnon, mashing her Mueller impression with the sought after candidate in ABC's "The Bachelor".

For those who aren't familiar, on last week's incredibly cringey Bachelor season finale, the Arie Luyendyk Jr. broke up with his fiancé, Becca Kufrin, shortly after proposing to her-confiding that he still had feelings for the runner-up, Lauren B. Unsurprisingly, this bro move took social media by storm, with users collectively rolling their eyes at Luyendyk Jr.'s apparent indifference to his actions.

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"Honestly, probably six", Mueller replies. The "Seychelles were unbelievable ... but I keep thinking about obstruction".

"So that's it? He's just going to be president?" she asked Mueller. And in true Becca fashion, she told him, "I was ready, Bob".

Strong is disbelieving, noting that Mueller has indicted 13 Russians and mentioning a mysterious meeting between a Trump associate and a Russian fund manager in the Seychelles. "He's just gonna be president?" Strong as Kurin asks, clearly distraught.

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Putin , in a previously aired clip of his interview with Kelly, said he will "never" extradite the 13 Russians who Mueller charged in his probe.

Nothing sets the world on fire like a possible presidential scandal.

As McKinnon prepares to leave, she points out that the alternative would be Vice President Mike Pence and asks whether Strong owns American steel. The show aired a parody commercial, This is USA, featuring the "real-life drama happening in our government every day". "The This Is U.S." sketch features host Sterling K. Brown playing Ben Carson in a video that spoofs the NBC series' tendency to draw out sobs along with Aidy Bryant as Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Pete Davidson as Jared Kushner and Kate McKinnon as Kellyanne Conway, the one person who can't cry because "I have nothing in me".

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